Discogs Seller Terms that made me snort my coffee

"Records that are not safe to ship without seam splits will be opened for safe shipping . I prefer not to deal with this modern breed of collectors who want sealed mint only lps to keep sealed forever and never open them play to them.

If you are collecting records as "an investment" I suggest you talk to a financial planner instead. Records should be bought for the love of the music."

I'm definitely buying a couple of LPs from this dude. Spot on.

Edit: I think the first part refers to a lot of shaped vinyl he was selling.