Joe Bradley taking Ubers to Maddie’s place
Ok….. was anyone else like wtf?! When Joe said he takes a 45 minute Uber to Maddie’s house because he doesn’t have a car….. his behaviour in this last episode was sooooooo transparent “if we don’t move in together I’m not taking Ubers here anymore”…. That’s charming Joe. Is that how you got the Countess in bed? Don’t let all that charm come out too quickly now.
He is sooo beyond obsessed with her. He’s literally trying to give her an ultimatum…. They’ve been dating for 4 months and this guy thinks they need to move in together… I covered my face in embarrassment for him everytime he called her his wife. It was so cringe.
He was shooooooook when he said “I’m Not driving 45 minutes here anymore” and she was like “ok then don’t”
I worry about this guy for when she breaks up with him…. Which we all know is inevitable. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next thing he does is say “I think you should go off your birth control”