Things that make me wish I were dead

(Not really but you know what I mean)

-False starts -The startle reflex -Noisy active sleep -Cat naps -When feeds don't align with bedtimes

I've tried putting our 8 week old down NINE times for bed with no end in sight. I might as well just wait for her 11pm bottle at this point.

At least she's not screaming like week 6 but mama needs some SLEEP.

Make me laugh, what newborn things are killing you today?