Don't you start wanting to play Tank now!

Nah nah nah... you never wanted to play Tank before. All you DPS instalockers fight and seethe over Torch. The Thing is for us, the trusty old Vanguard mains who have been stuck solo tanking for months now. You get off him. Leave him to us.

Edit: this is pretty heavy on the /s in case that wasn't apparent. Yall have fun playing what you want. Lol. Happy Heroing Merry Marvelers.