I lost my virginity in the Walmart tech aisle

So basically I was really drunk and horny so broke out of the asylum and I ran to Walmart then after eating all the fucking Dino nuggies they had I saw it the tech aisle I couldn’t stop myself I quickly removed my dress and was hallucinating that one of the tvs was Vox and then i fucked the tv I was going crazy having sex with the tv then an employee came up to me and said “mam you can’t fuck the TVs” but I refused to stop so the security guards grabbed me and took me to horny jail totally worth it though.