Need ridiculous ideas for 'Wild Surge' consequences

Hello fellow geeks!

Im a first-time DM currently home brewing a one shot DnD christmas edition session for a groul of friends. We are all noobs in the dungeons and dragons world (except for myself, which I only have a 1 one shot and baldur's gate 3 experience, so still pretty much a noob), and so I want to make this first experience as hilarious and fun as possible to convince my friends to keep this party going.

I got heavily inspired by the one shot christmas campaign of "Legends of Avantris" which includes a 'Naughty roll' whenever a player does something that the DM considers obscene and ridiculous. I'd like to lean into that hilarious trend and create a list of d20 results that can impact as much the players in real life as their characters. I have some ideas but since im pretty limited in DND knowledge, I would like to ask you some hilarious suggestions I could add for naughty results. Here are some of the ideas I have so far:

1- All rolls comes with disadvantage (+ if it's a nat1, the player must take an alcoholic shot)

2- The player's character's gender is switched

3- Laughing out loud gives a 1d6 damage (Avantris)

4- Player's character bursts into christmas song uncontrollably (Avantris)

5- Player must pick a player and their character falls madly in love with theirs (Avantris)

6- Player's character is consumed by the need to eat sweets and sees everyone as a candy cane

I need 14 more so any hilarious or ridiculous suggestions are welcomed! Also, if you have any more suggestions or anecdotes about your funny campaign, I would love to hear it! (And of course any tricks for good dming, and good one shot tricks are appreciated!)

Have a nice day everyone!