Safety precautions for Super Bowl weekend

As yall know a ton of degenerates are coming to our beloved city for the Super Bowl weekend. I don’t mind tourist coming to our city but I am vehemently against trashy people flocking to neighborhood AirBnBs.

There are several measures which we discussed and will execute during the weekend to save our neighborhoods:

1) Set up your alarm for 10pm. If you hear loud music or other nuisance, call the cops immediately. Do not engage yourself.

2) Park your car on the streets instead of driveway, it tricks Airbnb renters.

3) Don’t be sloppy and overeat where you can’t take care of your property. Be vigilant and alert.

4) Don’t allow nastiness in your neighborhood.

5) Make sure your phone is charged for emergency.