CHAOS

It’s my last day, and I’m having a little bit of sadness leaving my nk (F11months). I made her her fav meal, Mac & cheese. I even let her feed herself even though she eats like a little piggy when she feeds herself. Decided I would just give her a bubble bath after (HER FAV).

Put her in the tub and not even 60 seconds in she looks me dead in the eye and grunts… it’s CRAP-AGEDDON (Armageddon). So much crap. Everywhere. I’m freaking out. The only thing to scoop it is her little hair rinsing cup. I’m thinking, the kitchen is 10 feet away maybe I can grab a disposable cup. As I stand up she reached for a log. I scream no. I grab toilet paper and start grabbing it. The water obviously disintegrating the paper. I’m freaking out. The water is still floating around her. I drain the water asap. It’s not a hole drain, it’s a weird strainer drain. It’s catching the poo. Now it’s collectively In one spot and she’s reaching. I turn on the shower head which sparks the loudest and biggest scream she’s ever scrum. Now she’s trying to climb me as I’m trying to scoop poo. I finally get all the poo out. I wash my hands, grab a clean wash rag and scrub her down quickly. I wash her hair and realize I can’t rinse her hair with her usually cup. I have to stick her head under the over head shower. She’s trying to get away. I have no choice other than GETTING IN THE TUB. My pants and shoulders are wet.

I get her out and get her dressed. I start to clean everything and she’s screaming bc she wants me in the same room as her. I can’t find cleaner. Ran to the garage and found some. Finally I clean the tub and her bath toys. I sit on the couch after that chaotic event. I look at the kitchen and all I see is Mac and cheese all over her high chair, the floor, the stove, my own lunch that I only ate half of is sitting sadly on the table. Not even hungry anymore. That’s it, i have 4 hours left of my day. Im done. Happy Friday 😭