Job ad that has to be a joke

I redownloaded the Care.com app just for fun and saw an ad that just baffled me.

"Looking for full time nanny

Must have/do:

-Own car -CPR certification
-College degree -Laundry -Meal prep -Errands -Some housekeeping

We are looking for a full time nanny to work around 45-50 hours per week. My wife and I work very demanding jobs, so we will also need you to clean up the house as well such as laundry, sweeping, mopping, vacuuming, dishes, taking out trash, cleaning bathrooms and some other things. Our child is 3 months old. We also will need you to take care of our dog and walk him twice daily. A bachelors degree is a must as is 10 or more years experience with children. Would prefer if candidate is fluent in Spanish and maybe Chinese as well. Will need own car as you will be responsible for errands as well. Offering $10 an hour. "

Good luck finding a nanny/housekeeper combo, with a degree, fluent in 3 languages, and has 10 or more years experience for $10 an hour.