WAKE THE FUCK UP! ITS DIVISIONAL GAMEDAY!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CHIEFS KINGDOM! ITS TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY WALE UP CALL BUT THIS TIME ITS A LITTLE DIFFERENT, WEVE GOT A ROAD PLAYOFF GAME! NOW I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHERE THE GAME IS! IT COULD BE IN BUFFALO, KANSAS CITY, OR ON THE GOD DAMN MOON, IM TAKING PATRICK MAHOMES EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK! THERES BEEN LOTS OF NOISE COMING INTO THIS ONE ABOUT IF THE CHIEFS CAN DO IT ON THE ROAD, THE PREVIOUS ALLEN AND MAHOMES MATCHUPS, THE REFEREE ASSIGNMENTS! LETS PUT THOSE FUCKING NARRATIVES TO REST BY DOMINATING THIS GAME! I KNOW THAT THEIR STADIUM IS GONNA BE LOUD AND I CANT WAIT TO HEAR IT FALL SILENT AS MAHOMES METICULOUSLY NAVIGATES HIS WAY DOWN THE FIELD AND THE DEFENSE PICKS UP ON THE LOCKDOWN DEFENSE THEY WERE PLAYING LAST WEEK! LETS CONTINUE OUR NEW TRADITION OF ELIMINATING THE BILLS FROM THE POSTSEASON AND MAKE IT 3-0 IN MAHOMES FAVOR! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

FUCK THE CHARGERS! FUCK THE DONKEYS! FUCK THE RAIDERS! CHIEFS BY A FUCKING BILLION AND TWO! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH