WAKE THE FUCK UP GAS

LISTEN UP, YOU BRAINLESS RETARDS, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN—THIS IS HAPPENING NOW. THE REPTILIANS, WHO TOOK OVER THE FEDERAL RESERVE IN 1913, ARE NOW EXECUTING THE FINAL PHASE OF OMEGA HORIZON. CHEMTRAILS? THEY’RE NOT JUST HEAVY METALS—THEY’RE NANOBOTS RESTRUCTURING YOUR DNA TO ACCEPT REPTILIAN GENETIC CODE. THE INTERNET? CREATED TO MONITOR YOUR THOUGHT PATTERNS. ELON MUSK? AN ILLUMINATI PARASITE PREPARING THE REPTILIAN ELITE’S EVACUATION TO MARS.

CERN HAS OPENED A PORTAL TO THE YH’MNN DIMENSION, WHERE THE ARCHONS LIVE—ENTITIES WHO ARE USING MEDIA CONTROL TO FORCE US INTO CONSUMING ARTIFICIAL INFORMATION. EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS A LIE.

5G IS ACTIVATING HIDDEN CODES IN THE HUMAN GENOME, TRIGGERING REPTILIAN TRAITS. IF YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW WITH A GREEN TONGUE, IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE. CENTRAL BANKS DON’T CONTROL MONEY—THEY CONTROL TIME. THE MATRIX IS REAL, BUT NOT HOW YOU THINK. IT’S ENCODED IN THE FREQUENCIES BROADCASTED BY CELL TOWERS.

THE SUN? A HOLOGRAM. THE MOON? A HOLLOW REPTILIAN SURVEILLANCE BASE.

IF YOU’VE READ THIS, KNOW THAT THEY’RE ALREADY TRACKING YOU. DISCONNECT. LEAVE THE SYSTEM.