Fyolai slander

First of all,before I will start insulting this ship so bad there'll be an "Euryschan slander" post on this sub, I shall ask,dear Fyolai shippers,don't come at me. I'm merely expressing my opinion and if you attack me instead of politely expressing your disagreement with me like a formal human being,know that you're probably a child in an adult/teenager body and that you should maybe reconsider your actions. If you don't agree with me, ignore this post or just put "I disagree" in the comments and leave. It's as simple as that. I don't go around insulting whoever ship them.

Now then,let's get started. Also trigger warning there's a small yet offensive amount of dark humor. And another trigger warning this post is slightly offensive

I fucking hate this ship with a burning passion. This ship is so bad it makes me wanna physically and mentally throw up. In my opinion this ship is the epitome of "cringe" and legit make me wanna commit double-suicide with Dazai. Even as a Fyodor lover I'm genuinely happy he died so that now it's Fyolaiover. I wipe my buttocks with a toilet paper roll written "Fyolai" in each paper. When I sneeze,I also wipe my nose with a handkerchief with it written "Fyolai" in it. When I'm angry,I write on a paper "Fyolai" then go to a rage room or idk how is it called and hit the paper with a baseball bat until the paper is in PIECES. If I'm angry or sad I either blame it on Hawthorne,John or Fyolai. If I'm having an amazing day,and suddenly I see Fyolai, it nullify every good things that happened and I become grumpy. If I feel a little silly (sadistic) I chase down little kids across the road who ship Fyolai. When I'm angry at someone,I call them a "dirty toxic fyolai shipper". When I'm feeling the need to annoy toxic fyolai shippers,I shove their face with the stupid Fyobram fanfic I made.

C'mon, Fyodor is obviously manipulating Nikolai. I don't think Fyodor is capable of loving anyone. I can't even call them "friends". Nikolai I could treat you better-

Now please read this. First of all,thank you for reading my constant hating on this ship. Please don't get mad if you ship it! It's simply the opinion of a humble human,me disliking the ship you like will in no way provocate the third world war. I really don't mind Fyolai shippers, especially if they know that Fyodor see Nikolai as his pawn,since they like toxic ships and so do I,that makes us more similar. The only people I can't stand are fyolai shippers who keep pestering people who don't ship it,while screaming that "they're canon" truly believing they are,and feel the need to harass people if they ship anything else. Also don't take this post too seriously,I don't actually bully people by calling them fyolai shippers- I was simply trying to say how much I hated that ship. If you do too,you're very based,and as I said, don't go harassing poor fyolai shippers that have been minding their own business.

Thank you!

First of all,before I will start insulting this ship so bad there'll be an "Euryschan slander" post on this sub, I shall ask,dear Fyolai shippers,don't come at me. I'm merely expressing my opinion and if you attack me instead of politely expressing your disagreement with me like a formal human being,know that you're probably a child in an adult/teenager body and that you should maybe reconsider your actions. If you don't agree with me, ignore this post or just put "I disagree" in the comments and leave. It's as simple as that. I don't go around insulting whoever ship them.

Now then,let's get started. Also trigger warning there's a small yet offensive amount of dark humor. And another trigger warning this post is slightly offensive

I fucking hate this ship with a burning passion. This ship is so bad it makes me wanna physically and mentally throw up. In my opinion this ship is the epitome of "cringe" and legit make me wanna commit double-suicide with Dazai. Even as a Fyodor lover I'm genuinely happy he died so that now it's Fyolaiover. I wipe my buttocks with a toilet paper roll written "Fyolai" in each paper. When I sneeze,I also wipe my nose with a handkerchief with it written "Fyolai" in it. When I'm angry,I write on a paper "Fyolai" then go to a rage room or idk how is it called and hit the paper with a baseball bat until the paper is in PIECES. If I'm angry or sad I either blame it on Hawthorne,John or Fyolai. If I'm having an amazing day,and suddenly I see Fyolai, it nullify every good things that happened and I become grumpy. If I feel a little silly (sadistic) I chase down little kids across the road who ship Fyolai. When I'm angry at someone,I call them a "dirty toxic fyolai shipper". When I'm feeling the need to annoy toxic fyolai shippers,I shove their face with the stupid Fyobram fanfic I made.

C'mon, Fyodor is obviously manipulating Nikolai. I don't think Fyodor is capable of loving anyone. I can't even call them "friends". Nikolai I could treat you better-

Now please read this. First of all,thank you for reading my constant hating on this ship. Please don't get mad if you ship it! It's simply the opinion of a humble human,me disliking the ship you like will in no way provocate the third world war. I really don't mind Fyolai shippers, especially if they know that Fyodor see Nikolai as his pawn,since they like toxic ships and so do I,that makes us more similar. The only people I can't stand are fyolai shippers who keep pestering people who don't ship it,while screaming that "they're canon" truly believing they are,and feel the need to harass people if they ship anything else. Also don't take this post too seriously,I don't actually bully people by calling them fyolai shippers- I was simply trying to say how much I hated that ship. If you do too,you're very based,and as I said, don't go harassing poor fyolai shippers that have been minding their own business.

Thank you!