Overheard at the gym

Paraphrased at this point…

Woman 1: “So nice to see you! How was your holiday?”

Woman 2: “Oh, I had a terrible cold that ended up being Bronchitis, then I had cataract surgery 2 weeks later…”

Woman 1: “Oh my goodness! That’s awful, how are you now?”

Woman 2: “<Brightly> I wish everyone had this! It’s amazing - I can see so much more clearly now!”