my delicious swill: marc de hon. they drink this and they say "wow esme you really drink this shit? it tastes like store bought eggnog left out long enough to actually develop alcohol. what the fuck),

1.5 ounces armenian brandy, 1.5 ounces really really awful port, it has to taste and smell like rasins, 1 large egg, shake it all up in two cups, docking, because you dont have a shaker. and then top the foam that forms with nutmeg. if it makes you choke when you get some of the foam that has a pile of spice on it anf you think the egg just got like, hard and grainy somehow, thats supposed to happem.